11.11.11

I must admit it to myself, which means everyone else is included also, that a rather large chunky part of me, comprising of my head, legs and the left side of my chest, was really looked forward to this elusive and auspicious date: 11.11.11.

Some people have coagulated together with the belief that the meaning of triple 11 lies in conjunction with the Mayan Calendar, a prophecy foretelling a healthy combination of doom and the beginning of a new spiritual era. While some believe that this is actually a signal from Angels communicating information to only those who understand the Angel dialect - a cross between morse-code and the wind, if I'm not mistaken. And others swear that it means a strong occurrence in synchronistic happenings.  Although this seems like the more promising possibility, any information as to how these random, meant-to-be events take place apparently cannot be disclosed.

I, on the other hand, have up until this current Bangkok time of 1:42 p.m. experienced absolutely nothing.   

That's not to discredit the smells pervading my taxi ride this morning. A victorious conquest of a wet dog smell presiding over the old man's 1920's wardrobe smell. And who can forget the other character building experiences. The first conscious moment after my coffee, while slumped in my office chair, I had the pleasure to contemplate the reinvention of my blog (again), why my buttocks were hurting more on the right side and wonder several times why the little furry dog, who had visited our office yesterday and left an early Christmas present in my boss's office, wasn't here today. 

And then later, with my hunger level peaking, the wonderful experience of ordering a salad but getting a sandwich to finally end up with a different kind of salad, to which all were changed eventually to my original and only order. 

I would like to stress that I was content with the first wrong order that almost dangled in front of me like carrot leading a donkey, but my face must have had a permanent scowl lacquered onto it because the lovely polite Thai waitress who was just so lovely and god-damn polite couldn't bear to give me anything other than what I ordered.

There might be an opportunity later on to grok something of a higher truth, to absolutely understand something about my purpose in life but as it stands right now, I am the same as yesterday.

Letter from Mr. Left

Dear Tanya,

Being the ever observant, helpful brain that I am, I've noticed that since the Bangkok floods have threatened our dry little world with fears of crocodiles rising from the sewers and cockroaches turning white walls black, you haven't had so much work. In fact you've had a bit too much time to meander.
 
So this morning while I was busy reminding you of some sad memories about your unfulfilled desires and filing them back in alphabetical order, it occurred to me that you're not living the life you should be. I only had this realisation because I was flicking through a magazine when that girl you know appeared. You remember the one, she's younger, more beautiful, looks like a doll - she hated you because you had the lead role in that shitty community play. Remember? Well she made something of herself. She's a somebody now. Very successful. And only 24 with a handful of supporting roles under the direction of some really impressive international directors. Everyone just loves her.

Anyway the moment I turned off the television, I thought about your 'arty' career that's crossed so many different mediums like ballet and fashion design and I thought to myself, how it's really quite pathetic. You never really made any money or much of an name for yourself and what's even more funny was that every time you'd get really good at doing whatever it was you were doing, you'd quit or change paths.

I suppose I was to blame in some ways. I had painted you all those glorious and famous scenes of your future success but let's face it after a certain amount of time nothing happened. Did it? Of course I had to burst your bubble and keep telling you it wasn't going to happen. I was worried... for the both of us.
I understand you may still be angry over that but I don't regret all those 'taunts', as you called it. You have to understand I didn't want you to be a loser your whole life, it would make me look bad. So that's why I'm imploring you to be a little more driven at making a career that will make money and to join the status quo because people will see your success and feel comfortable at the same time.

Look there's no point thinking about what I'm saying. Just do it. Let me be the one to make decisions. I know what's best.

And a few other things, which I've organised into point form so that it's easier for you:
1: Drink some more wine every day and stop controlling it at only one. It's not helping.
2: Forget trying to meditate. It just doesn't work. I don't know how many times I have to tell you.
3: Stop recording your dreams. I have no idea what the hell Mrs. Right is attempting to communicate.
4: And buy some more pineapple for the smoothies, for Gods sake.


I trust you will comply. It will just make everything the way it should be. Won't it?

Sincerely,

Mr. Left